Girl code rules of dating
4) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him.
This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched.
Space must always be found or made for a drunk bro who needs to leave.
If necessary, the theft of phone and keys shall be done for his own good.
(exception: a designated group drunk driver exists, this bro has mastered the art of driving under the influence and has proven his worth) 21) A bro will never allow another bro to drunk dial or txt a girl. When a bro is truly smashed and his girl calls, the phone will be confiscated until a sober state of mind is achieved.
22) If a bro’s girlfriend calls you and asks about a bros actions the previous night, (I.e.
When reprimanding a girl for an infringement of the bro code, say “its just common courtesy.” 20) A bro will never let another bro drive drunk.13) When gas money for a ride is offered, it may be accepted.Use your own bro-judgment to determine if you should accept.Example, “you were drunk so…” 15) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are.Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad.5) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl.Unless the bro is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is to a decent extent sober. 6) When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this must be made known to all present and made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history.16) A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl.The wingman should swiftly punish any such attempts.26) A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter.Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.